ascendingreality:

Game of Thrones Season 5 Cast Announced!

JONATHAN PRYCE?!?! WOOOOOO!!!!

(Source: R2--D2)

gruntyindustries:

what if my friends dont think im fast enough

(Source: hitmontop)

erin-hugie:

Yes I am in college how did you know

jakewhyman:

flacodev:

inkystars:

birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

(Source: brozoi)

council-of-the-daves:

inexplicably-victor:

gallifrey-feels:

thatguywhocooks:

blackout3890:

This is fun if you read the entire thing

Hmmmm. I have trouble as it is

oh god I panicked

Did this mother fucker just taught me German?

at the last part, the voice became german and im like nig wat

(Source: yoloswagbacon)

  • My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
  •   What do you do next?
  • Student: Call 911!
  • My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS